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!THIDOS(UOS)!
THE HOLEY, IDEALISTIC DOCTRINE OF THE SELF (UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED)
AN INTRODUCTION
THIDOS(UOS) is pronounced either fie-doe-sue-oss or fide-dos-you-oss. Alternative spellings are THIDOSUOS, !THIDO(SUOS)!, *THIDOS*UOS*, THIDOS~UOS or TU.
The Holey, Idealistic Doctrine of the Self (Unless Otherwise Stated) is exactly what it says it is. It is Holey, as nobody knows everything. It is idealistic, because everybody has some ideals of some kind. It is a doctrine. It differs from person to person, so 'tis "OF THE SELF." It doesn't have to referred to as THIDOS~UOS, so it can be otherwise stated.
Commandment:
THOU SHALT NOT BE A HYPOCRITE
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THE PRINCIPAL OF RANDOM-ASS DETERMINISM
Due to the nature of cause and effect, we believe that no one entity can possibly be responsible for any of it's actions. Because each moment is caused by the moment that proceeded it, then your entire life was already determined at the start of the big-bang.
Don't worry too much about this.
No god is required for this to happen. However, this does render your life pointless.
Don't worry too much about this, either
The upshot is, THIDOS~UOSIANS try not to get too pissed off with the eedjits, because they just can't help themselves.
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THE FIRST PRINCIPAL OF DOING THINGS
"Whatever you're going to do, you're going to do it, so just damn well do it because you were going to do it anyway."
THE SECOND PRINCIPAL OF DOING THINGS
There is no reason to do it. Conversely, there is no reason not to do it. See the First Principal of Doing Things for clarification
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THE FIRST PRINCIPAL OF INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS
::DON'T TREAD ON ME::
THE SECOND PRINCIPAL OF INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS
Marry however many times you want.
THE THIRD PRINCIPAL OF INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS
Marry whoever you want.
THE FOURTH PRINCIPAL OF INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS
Marry whatever you want.
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The Suggestments:
GOD: THIDOSUOSIANS are
apathetic towards God. That is, he is either non-existent, a rat-bastard or incompetent. If the latter turns out to be true, we sympathise with him entirely, but it's his own shoddy fault that we didn't praise the Invisible Sky Bunny. In any event, we pay it little heed. Are we safe. Yeah.
POLITICS: !THIDOS(UOS)!IANS are
a dashing bunch of extreme-libertarians, classical-liberals and anarchists (unless they aren't)
not compelled to help anybody, but may help somebody if they feel like it (unless they not)
mutually-self-interested (unless they aren't)
FATE: TUIANS are
subscribers to the Principal of Random Ass Determinism.
ANIMALS: *THIDOS*UOS*IANS* are
believers that animals exist for no reason at all. However, if they did have a reason for existing, it would be so that we could dine on their sweet, sweet meats and organs and laugh at their whacky antics.
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[These are the basics that we hold true. We believe these basics self-evident.]